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How did I spoil it? He shouldn’t have been on the toilet!
No flashy intro necessary; I literally overheard the absolute strangest parent-teacher Conference ever yesterday afternoon. This is what I walked into: “Is there anything we can do for her grades?...
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A Stain by any other name…
As I heard about this crazy story and it randomly made me think of my college friend Weezie and her “guy.” Nothing as tragic, but you’ll see the connection…But first – let me tell you […]
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Three Quick Things: KAPOOYAH!!! KAPOOYAH!!!
Three Quick Things!!! KAPOOYAH – KAPOOYAH!!! 1. Everyone knows I love me some Glozell and would “get me a cold pop” with Sweet Brown any day of the week – but Michelle Clark is my […]
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I was DOA when my Imodium went MIA
Last week I was in Chicago for a work trip and I lost my stash of Imodium AD. My Imodium Ad stash isn’t like the pimp-stache I used to rock above my lip back in […]
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How have I not had the shit kicked out of me yet?
Originally posted on www.immodiumabuser.com:As hard as it is to believe for anyone that knows me, I have never actually been in a fist fight in my life. Many, many, many, many times, I really should have…
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Audio Post – How Have I not had the Shit Kicked Out of me Yet?
Originally posted on www.immodiumabuser.com:www.immodiumabuser.com:If you think reading this one is funny, you should hear me tell it… Originally posted on www.immodiumabuser.com: View originalFiled...
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If you don’t expect that much from me, I might not let you down
Originally posted on www.immodiumabuser.com:In case you haven’t guessed it yet from these ramblings, I wasn’t always a very responsible person. I never really minded it though, because no one relied on...
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St. Patrick Swayze Day: To all my pasty white brothas and sistas – It’s our...
Like the Goonies said “It’s our time down here!” Today is the day that we unite and stand up; This is the one moment out of 365 long ass days in a year when our […]
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The Help is making me yelp: I’m a hurtin’ cause she cut my curtain and now...
I’m sure you can relate when I say that it’s hard to get good help these days. I know that might sound a little bit pretentious, but I’m having some issues with my housekeeper. I’m […]
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Work life balance or how I learned to use my keyboard instead of my belt
If there’s one quote I’ll like to be known for – it’s that “I write so that I don’t strangle anyone.” I was fortunate enough to realize early on in my career that it’s always […]
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One of my many Ah-Shit Moments (Literally!) – Part One
Whenever people tell me “You know what made me think of you the other day…” I always interrupt them because I know where it’s going. I say “I bet you were in the bathroom or it has to do with poop,...
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If you’re laughing at this, my wife probably isn’t – Part One
I know that it might seem hard to believe given some of the foolishness I have taken part in, but whenever I start to second-guess my mental stability I’m reminded of a very comforting thought: I may...
View ArticleForget the Apple store, the only Mac I care about starts with Big or ends...
Hard as it is to believe, I’m a guy that really used to go to the gym every day and actually really cared about how I looked. Don’t worry, I’m still that same shallow person underneath; I’m just...
View ArticleIt’s Bubbe’s Berfday
It’s a holiday kids! I don’t mean Tito Puente eating paste al dente or the one that starts with sparklers and ends with a bang: It’s Bubbe’s Berf Day! Unlike a parent that can’t admit that he likes one...
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